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Parliamentary elections in Russia, WTF???

I know that writing in this blog about politics a little strange, but I have here's tag "fun", so I'll try.
Yesterday in Russia held parliamentary elections. Political activity of ordinary citizens was very high (people become volunteers, observers, simply agitated in the social networks and blogs). The main tendency was a VOTE FOR ANY PARTY except the party "United Russia" (Putin, Medvedev). "United Russia" often called the Party of crooks and thieves.
As a result - the elections were held with appalling fraud and United Russia won (about 50%)
It's fun photos from the night air of the main Russian news channel (financed and controlled by the government), when the voting results announced by the various administrative districts (the first point in the table - United Russia, red - the wonders of mathematics)




On election day, the sites of many independent media become unavailable, still not available the site of independent watchdog elections "Voice" and their project "Map of the violations". The election results are absolutely rigged.
If you want to read more about the elections in Russia and violations - here brief chronology in English (with Google translator)

Giant cat's paws + 2 videos

I borrowed this cat feet from my niece.

Olya perfectly portrays an evil kitten.

I wore them all day - passers-by were at a loss (besides the day was cold). We were going to a lecture about fashion. I imagined how it should be fun to prop up the head Huge cat's paw and listen carefully with a serious face. Unfortunately a lecture relocated. Ironically, we were at the concert "Dog Blues" and this place is called the "Stray Dog"
This is the moment when the leading announces the name of the concert.

cat blues from scissor sisters blog on Vimeo.

These gloves can be represented by two fat rabbits that sit back. I do not know what they're doing on this video, but I think it's something indecent

two fat rabbit from scissor sisters blog on Vimeo.

Lost in translation

More detailed lesson of Russian, we wanted to make it for a long time. And Etnie has drawn that the "yellow blue bus"

The yellow blue bus by Etnie

Probably, someone read small Note sideways. It sound imitative translit. On these phrases the Hollywood actors study Russian pronunciation. That Russian-speaking people have understood you, it is necessary to say that part that goes the first, and that it will mean that for the Russian-speaking goes in the second part, don't mix.

Useful phrases:
Yellow Blue Bus = I love you
Horror Show = OK, well, allright, good
Our device is Korea = dress quickly!
Bread = ramble, talk a rot, talk through the back of one's neck, fantasy, phantasy.
What can I do = I'll find vodka!
Peace dish = lie!
Chop is dish = Why are you lying? Are you lying?
Peace door ball = liar, deceiver
Near bird = is of no concern, I couldn't care less, I don't care a scrap! it doesn't get me, I am distinctly underwhelmed

Simply words:
Serve Coffee = church, chapel
My On Ass = mayonnaise
Chess Knock = garlic
Red is = radish
True Bar = pipe, tube
Pale Man = potsticker, pelmeni, meat pockets, ravioli
Blue Water = vomiting
Tall chalk = push, shock, jolt, impulse, impact or toilet

Abuse lexicon:
Peace Death = it's a f***ing disaster! f***-up
Your bunny wrote - skull f**ked, f**ked in the head
More dark - a*sh*le, motherf***er
Some more dark - you yourself a*sh*le


And there are some lyrics, Russian love poetry
You can sing to itself under a nose "The Chair Is Warm" (= vesper-bell) in the evening or to read a line from the Mayakovsky poem:
Is very well, is very badly (=The beast roared, and the animals ate)